8) = fucking shit nerd
B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"